I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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