It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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