i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
