I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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