Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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