But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You can't just leave with hair like that
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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