We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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