Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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