I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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