Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There are leaves in my underwear?
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