Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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