There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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