oh god the rape fog is back!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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