GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm sobbing to NWA
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do