U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I won the penis lottery.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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