We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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