At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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