They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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