Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I think people are normalizing furries
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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