it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This is my gift to your gina
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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