I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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