my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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