so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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