Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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