i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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