yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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