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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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