This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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