The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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