Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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