Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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