Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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