butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's Friday. Sex?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
These tits shall not be calmed
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