how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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