Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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