Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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