im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
