operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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