Why are handjobs necessary in class?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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