everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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