Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!