Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."