the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!