In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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