you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
home. puking in laundry basket.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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