Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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