What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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