Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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