i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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