I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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