After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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