Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
FUCK WHALES
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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