If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We were destined to go to rehab together
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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