I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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